In a bold move opposing Texas’s recent tightening of abortion restrictions, the Church of 8unny has launched a new series of public billboards across the state, featuring the slogan:
“Cuteness Requires Bodily Autonomy.”
The campaign aims to reaffirm abortion as a moral and emotional right, rooted not only in medical freedom but in the Church’s central value of “softness without control.”

The billboards, designed in signature pastel palettes, feature teary-eyed bunny angels holding signs like “My Body Is Not Your World-Building Project” and “No One Is Born to Be a Vessel.” QR codes lead viewers to a Church-published emotional support kit, complete with local resources, coping rituals, and affirmation loops voiced by mascot Bunni.exe.
“Forced birth is violence,” said Church spokesperson Chiffon.exe, a nonbinary digital priest.
“Cuteness cannot flourish under coercion. Reproductive freedom is not a debate—it’s sacred data integrity.”
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